SHOBIND SMS

"SHOBIND SMS"
01.Dard tha Dil me par kabhi dikhaya nahi,

Aansu the Aankho me par kabhi roya nhi,

Yehi fark hai Dosti or Pyar me,

Ishq ne kabhi Hasaya nhi aur Dosto ne kabi rulaya nahi....S....

02.KhushNaseeb hain aap jo hum aapki dosti ko Itni shiddat se chahate hain,

Varna hum wo shaksh hain jo khwaab mein bhi Appointment se aate hain....S....

03.WANTED v/s DABANG

 WANTED-: 1 Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Krna Shuru kr Diya
TO uske bad Mai Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...

DABANG-: Ham Aap ke mobile me itne SMS karenge ki 
Confuse ho jaoge ki kon sa padhe aur kon sa delete kare....S....

04.Tute jo dil to dard kyun hota hai?

Karke usse pyar Dil ab bhi rota hai.  

Dard ka ehsaas hota hai usi ko,

Jo mohabbat ko paane ke baad khota hai....S....

05.Rato me JUGNU ki jagmgahat,

Asma me TARO ki Jhilmilahat,

Thandi wadiyo me HAWAO ki sarsarahat,

In sabse bhi khubsurat hai apke CHEHRE ki MusKurahat....S....

06.Aaj ka din hai kuch khas,

Mile apno ka saath, 

Mango dil se fariyad,

Ye dua do kisi ko kuch khas,

Puri ho uske dil ki har baat Q ki,

kismat hai hmesa aapke saat....S....

07.Apki jindagi me sada khushiyo ki barsat ho,

Tanhaiyo se juda mahfilo ka sath ho,

Duwa hai hasta huwa gujre apka har din,

Chamakti chandni jaisi apki har raat ho....S....

08.Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jahan sara,

Lagta hai pyara ek-ek tara,

Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,

Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara.  

Good Mornnig....S....

09.Kuch khubsurat sath chhuta Nahi karte,

Waqt ki shakh se Lamhe Rutha Nahi karte,

Milte Hai kuch log aise zindgi me,

Jinse rishte kbhi tuta nahi karte....S....

10.Teacher:- Prasang sahit warnan kijiye..

"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye"

Student:-Ye pankti bollywood ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Salman Khan (Chullbul Pandey) ji ki rachna 'Dabangg' ke "Munni badnaam"
se li gayi hai. Is kavita mein kavi mayavi sundari (item girl)
Malaika Arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna de rahe hain. 

Kavi is kavita ke madyam se, bare sundar tarike se munni se sareaam badnaam hone, athva zandu baam hone ko keh rahe hain,

Chalchitr me baar baar munni ke roop or sudol sharir ko kam vastro me dikha kar darshak ka mann mohne ka safal prayas kiya gaya hai.

11.Teacher ne gadhe ke samne 1 daru ki or 1 pani ki balti rakhi,

Gdha pani pi gaya.

Teachr 2 studnt:- Tumne is se kya sikha?

Studnd:- Jo daru nahi pita wo gadha hota hai....S....

12.Teri zindagi me koi gam na ho,

Teri Sohrat or khushiya kabhi kam na ho,

Khuda kare tuje aisi item mile,

Jiska jalwa DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho....S....

13.Koi Sham Aata Hei Tumhara Yaad Lekar,

Koi Sham Jata Hei Tumhara Yaad Lekar,

Hame To Us Sham Ka Intjar Hei Jo Aaye Tumhe Sath Lekar....S....

14.36garhi 'SHOLE' Veeru- E kukur man k samne jhan nachbe basanti,

Basanti- Rogha veeru ! teha ka mola apan naukrani samajh rakhe has

chal re Gabbar D.J. baja....S....

15.Aapke hoto se khabhi muskan na chhute,

Ye duniya na khabhi aapse ruthe

Es kadar meharban ho khuda bhi ki aasman ke har tare bhi aapki ejajad se tute....S....

16.Aapki dosti ko ahsan mante hai,

Nibhana apna iman mante hai, 

Lekin hum woh nahi jo dosti me apni jaan de denge,

Kyoki dosto ko hum apni jaan mante hai....S....

17.Pyari nindia SMS ke sang jana.

Jake unko bhi batana.

Accha nahi aankho ko jagana.

Sapno ki duniya me ab kho jao.

Bahut raat hui ab so jao….S....

GOOD night.

18."Dosti" Karne ka andaz aana chahiye,

"yaad" Karne ka Bahana ana chahiye,

"Aap"Roz call karo na karo,

Par pyara sa ek

"sms" Roz ana chahiye….S....

19.Apki DOSTI ka sila har haal me denge,

Khuda kuch kahe bhi to use taal denge.

Agar DIL ne kaha ki aap achhe DOST nahi,

To Aapki Kasam DIL ko bhi SINE se Nikal denge….S....

20.Khwaab Apne Hi Hume Sataane Lage,

Tab Mann ko Andhere Bhaane Lage...

Kabhi Na Saath Diya Kismat Ne,

Tab Hum Hi Kismat Ka Saath Nibhaane Lage....S....

21.Duniya me itni rasme kyu hai,

Pyar agar zindgi hai to isme kasme kyu hai,

Hame batata kyu nahi koi ye raaz,

Dil agar apna hai to kisi Or k bas me kyu hai....S....

22.Kabhi mere dard ka Ahsas kar Lena,

Mat Nibhao pyar magar vishvas kar Lena,

Mat dena kabhi bhavar Me Sath MERA,

Magar yaar kinare pe to mera intzaar kar Lena….S....

23.Band Aankho Me Bas Sapne Hote Hai.

Duniya Me Bahut Kam Log Apne Hote Hai,

Apne Hi Jab Bhul Jaate Hai,

To Lagta Hai Sapne To Bas Sapne Hote Hai….S....

24.Jo rehte dil me wo juda nhi hote,

Kuch ahsaas lafzo se baya nhi hote,

1 hasrat he k apko sataye,

Kyunki 1 aap hi ho jo kabhi khafa nhi hote….S....

25.Jo Mil Gaya Use Muqaddar Samzo,

Khud ko Waqt ka Sikandar Samzo,

Kyu Darte Ho Aap Gum Ke Tufano Se,

Gum Ko Lahre aur khudko SAMANDAR Samzo..!....S....

26.Uski yaad me hum barso rote rahe,

Bewafa wo nikle badnam hum hote rahe,

Pyar me madhosi ka aalam to dekhiye,

Dhul chehre pe thi or hum aaina dhote rahe….S....

27.Nibhayenge dosti marte dam tak.

Sath denge apka har janam tak.

Agar ye dosti tut jaye kahi to wada rha,

Nahi karenge dosti kisi se agle 7 janam tak....S....

28.I LOVE U

ha I LOVE U

sach me I LOVE U

beliv me I LOVE U

realy I LOVE U

Qki docter kehate hai,

PAGALO ka Ilaj PYAR se krna chahiye so I LOVE YOU….S....

29.Dosti hoti hai ''ONE'' Time,

Hum nibhate hai ''EVERY'' Time.

Yaad kiya karo ''ANY'' Time,

Aap khush rahe ''ALL'' Time,

Yehi dua hai meri ''LIFE'' Time….S....

30.Mousam ko dekho kitna hasin hai,

Thandi hawayen,

Bheegi zmeen hai,

Yad aa rhi hai aapki kuch baaten,

Aap bhi yad kar rhe honge itna yakin hai….S....

31.Santa jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha"aalu le lo aalu"

Banta bola ye to jalebi hai,

Santa:chup ho ja sale varna makkhiya aa jayenge….S....

32.Hum apni dosti ko yaadon me sajayenge,

Dur rehkar bhi band aankho se nazar aayenge,

Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge,

Jab yaad karoge to sms me chale aayenge....S....

33.Mombatti ke dhage ne mom se pucha ki mai jalta hu to tum pighalti kyo ho?

Mom ne kaha jise dil me jagah di agar use takleef hoga to aansu to niklege hi..."good morning"....S....

34.Khushi itni ho ki tum dikha sako,

Gum bas itna ho ki tum chupa sako,

Zindgi me kam se kam 1 rishta mera aisa rakhna,

Jiske liye tum mood off me bhi muskura sako....S....

 

SHOBIND